Now that I know that Fred guy is your brother, I have to say, this makes me lose faith in you. I'm sure you could stand on your own without some stupid tag-along brother. Frankly, I enjoy your advice much more. If you could just get rid of some baggage, a wave of George fans would come pouring in to read your column. I really do hope you make the right decision *poke*. If you know what I mean. *gestures inconspicuously at wand*
George: Oh! I know what you mean but I can’t get rid of me er… Fred as he is more intelligent, handsome, hardworking and likable than me if you know what I…
George: Yes he knows what you mean. Sending me out saying that mum called was a pretty dirty trick. I am disappointed.
Fred: Oh yeah like I care. I just wanted to get you out of this guy what’s his name *sees the e-owl* oh yeah Alex’s mind.
George: As if you can do that with my fans. I like reading their e-owls. Anyway we are not here to fight; we are here to solve Alex’s problem.
Fred: And how do we do that?
George: Easy! *fires a number of hexes and jinxes at an unexpecting Fred* Hope that takes care of him and hope you.
Always ready to help
George and who-else?