| .: Fred and George Go Golfing :.|
An exclusive interview with Fred and George Weasley regarding their latest outing together with News Correspondent for the BBC Sandy Pindwitin.
Sandy: You guys golf?
Fred: Yes, we golf.
George: Not normally.
Fred: No, Not normally.
George: This was special.
Fred: Yeah, this was special.
George: See, it was a good cause and...
Fred: We've made so much lately in Wheezely Wizard Wheezes that we thought...
George: We thought that it was time to give something back.
Fred: Yeah, that's it.
George: So we got our golfing outfits.
Fred: Yeah, we actually went into a real muggle store.
George: Yeah, that was really wild.
Fred: Harry had to come and help.
George: We didn't know what to do with the money.
Fred: Ron was there too, but he was no help.
George: Yeah, he met a girl.
Fred: Some bushy-haired blonde chick.
George: Wait, don't we know her?
Fred: I think we might.
George: She seems awfully familiar.
Fred: Wait, isn't she the girl who wouldn't let us test on the 1st years?
George: You're right, she is.
Fred: Don't remember her name though.
George: No, we're not good with names.
Fred: But anyway.
George: What were we talking about?
Fred: Golf store I think.
George: Yeah, Golf store.
Fred: We wanted to get plaid on plaid.
George: The store guy told us that we would be laughed at.
Fred: Normally that would have been okay.
George: Yeah, usually we would have just worn it.
Fred: But this was a special cause.
George: Yeah, we didn't want to attract too much attention to ourselves.
Fred: Us playing real muggle golf on a real muggle golf course and all.
George: Mom told us that if we wore anything that would draw attention to ourselves, she would...
Fred: She would cut our hair.
George: Yeah, that was low of her.
Fred: Really low.
George: We've just been working so hard on our trademark red-headed-freak look.
Fred: And everyone knows us by that.
George: To have it cut off would have hurt business.
Fred: Also, our opportunities with the Ladies.
George: Yeah, of course, we can't forget that.
Fred: So, we got our outfits, Harry paid with the money. It took us a while to find him though didn't it?
George: Yeah, that was wierd.
Fred: Where was he anyway?
George: Let me think.
Fred: Oh, that's right. Ginny was there.
George: Yeah, she got a new outfit didn't she. From a muggle store down the street. Hot Topic or something.
Fred: She was in black lace and had white makeup on. She left her hair long and red.
George: She said she was Goth whatever that means.
Fred: But as soon as Harry saw her, he just got really pale and started knocking stuff over.
George: That was so funny.
Fred: Then, when we were deciding what to get with Ron, well with Ron and that girl anyway, we didn't see them for like what was it?
George: At least twenty minutes.
Fred: They came out of that back room didn't they?
George: He did something with Ginny?!
Fred: No, no, Harry would never do that!
George: Whoosh, I was worried for a second there.
Fred: But yeah, we got our clothes, went golfing. It wasn't too bad.
George: Better if we could have made the balls fly though.
Fred: We did hit that big pond a bunch of times.
George: Yeah, we started nailing geese. It was sweet!
Fred: They got so mad at us though. They said, what did they say?
George: They said that "That is not the point of the game." Very stuffy like. It was rather annoying.
Fred: We had fun though.
Fred: The game of golf isn't so bad.
Sandy: So you guys would go back then?
George: Yeah, Definitely.
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